PlanJam!From your screen to the scene

Almost everyone has had some insanely horrible dates, they are a rite of passage. Bad dates have provided great material for stand up comedians and pity parties. However, while they may appear humorous after the fact, a bad date can also be torturous.

Sometimes you can instantly tell that you are not interested. Let’s face it: we are a shallow breed. We know what we are and are not attracted to. If you happen to be going on a blind date, arrive a few minutes late. This will allow you to size up the individual before you make an entrance. If you are not at all interested, you can make a quick phone call stating that an emergency will be keeping you a little longer than planned.

Cell phones are crucial tool for any dater. A faithful friend can always call allowing you to use the “I’m sorry, but there’s been an emergency…” excuse. However, this excuse has been used since the invention of the cell phone so use it wisely. Act sorry to be leaving, but do not promise to make it up to them. Exit gracefully.

There are several slightly dishonest ways to get out of a date. Girls can always use the faithful trusty headache excuse. Put on a good show by fluttering your eyes and rubbing your temples. Remember, this excuse has been used since before cell phones so this act must be perfected. Be sure to thank him for his time but assure him that there really is nothing that he can do. Act apologetic (but remain weak and in pain!).

Never underestimate the power of playing with fire. If the date truly is going downhill fast, have some fun with it. Be the date from hell – dote on your ex, flirt with the waiter, and make fun of him. The point here is to make him (or her) leave you. Be creative – but not too creative if there’s even a chance that your paths may cross or he is on friendly terms with any member of your family. That’s the last thing that you need at a family gathering.

A bad date can be one of the worst experiences of our lives – so why drag it out? Many people stay on the date because they feel obligated or because they are too polite. Perhaps the best thing to do is just be honest. Thank them for their time, but let them know that you don’t think it will work out. Make sure you pay for your meal or drinks and then leave. Sometimes it is honesty that works the best. This way your date does not think that there is a future for the two of you., and it can save you from problems down the road.